They were showing pictures of dogs shitting in the background of family photos on TV and my dad was cracking up so much. He was like ‘its a cheap gag but its so good’
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.
So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…
This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god